Enjoy!
Bruno's skating stride,
A carp stuck in mangrove roots.
Ended Roy's career.
A carp stuck in mangrove roots.
Ended Roy's career.
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The desperate team,
Spring blossoms awaiting spring.
The Avs just suck, though.
Spring blossoms awaiting spring.
The Avs just suck, though.
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Zenon v Zanon
Tough guy's shameful penalty:
The beard always wins
Tough guy's shameful penalty:
The beard always wins
---
Suter will improve.
Like fruit will ripen on branch--
He fucking better.
Like fruit will ripen on branch--
He fucking better.
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Penishead Mike Yeo--
Smegma-around-the-collar.
That was super gross.
Smegma-around-the-collar.
That was super gross.
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Mike Rupp's first Wild
goal
He plays hockey with his fists
More goals than Suter
He plays hockey with his fists
More goals than Suter
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Don't complain, JS
Giguere.
After Two Thousand and Three
Curse you forever.
After Two Thousand and Three
Curse you forever.
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"Partially
fanned"
Fanned means "partial," you dumb fucker.
Lapanta facepalm
Fanned means "partial," you dumb fucker.
Lapanta facepalm
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FSN's "Jenny"
I'd totes Fox Sports North with her.
Whatever that means.
I'd totes Fox Sports North with her.
Whatever that means.
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I fucking hate you,
Colorado Avalanche.
[Five syllables here]
Colorado Avalanche.
[Five syllables here]
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"Lots of superb
teams,
Struggle against the worst team."
Said no one ever.
Struggle against the worst team."
Said no one ever.
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Here's my prediction:
Bruno snaps, fires everyone,
To show them real heart.
Bruno snaps, fires everyone,
To show them real heart.
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