Thursday, February 14, 2013

Post-Game Haiku Reax: Avalanche @ Wild, 2/14/13

Mason here with far too many good haikus for such a pathetic outcome against the worst team in the West (4-3 SOL). Ouch.

Enjoy!


Bruno's skating stride,
A carp stuck in mangrove roots.
Ended Roy's career.

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The desperate team,
Spring blossoms awaiting spring.
The Avs just suck, though.

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Zenon v Zanon
Tough guy's shameful penalty:
The beard always wins

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Suter will improve.
Like fruit will ripen on branch--
He fucking better.

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Penishead Mike Yeo--
Smegma-around-the-collar.
That was super gross.

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Mike Rupp's first Wild goal
He plays hockey with his fists
More goals than Suter

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Don't complain, JS Giguere.
After Two Thousand and Three
Curse you forever.

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"Partially fanned"
Fanned means "partial," you dumb fucker.
Lapanta facepalm

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FSN's "Jenny"
I'd totes Fox Sports North with her.
Whatever that means.

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I fucking hate you,
Colorado Avalanche.
[Five syllables here]

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"Lots of superb teams,
Struggle against the worst team."
Said no one ever.

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Here's my prediction:
Bruno snaps, fires everyone,
To show them real heart.

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