Tonight I will be treating you to one of my classic Live Drunk Blogs, wherein I watch a Wild game and drink myself silly. Will I be happy or belligerent after the game? Check back and find out!
Beer #1: Summit Extra Pale Ale
This game should be rounding out the first period by now. Where's the damn game. Oh, they're honoring LeClair and Lindros? I guess I shouldn't make any conkie jokes tonight. Dammit.
FSN is instead showing me a shitload of Chorske. Like, way more Chorske than any sane person should have to see
Gorg and Nino, aka Beauty and the Beast.
Bullshit non call on the Ballard tackle.
Beer #2: Summit Great Northern Porter. Malty and slightly metallic, a good winter beer.
Not happy at the shot differential early. Or how much running around is going on. The Wild aren't establishing their game.
Oh look, Jan the Toyota Bimbo.
How in the hell is Simmonds an alternate captain?
Bad clear by Darcy.
I like how Parise draws penalties.
And Vanek takes a deflection shot from the crease. That's supposedly his wheelhouse, but color me unimpressed.
I'm curious how many times Greenlay will mention that Schultz used to play for the Wild. Three times so far.
Jesus F. The Wild are just letting the Flyers do what they want. This is not the time to take a pen - goddammit.
Yeah this is not what I'd call a "good road period" but oh man Kuemper is sexy tonight.
Beer #3: New Glarus Spotted Kuemper, in honor of Cow.
What did I miss, other than another impotent Power Play?
Oh snap look at that Nino goal.
Dammit, Dumba! And wow, Philly has a long goal horn. Compensating for something?
Holy fuck that was a long penalty delay. And I did not like that hit on Granlund. Not one little bit.
Beer #4: Summit Pilsner. 2 things. When the fuck did I ever buy this and when did they go to pry offs? My hand is cut to shit.
Nice goal by sacandella. But it doesn't mean shit if they give back the momentum.
Awww, it's like Schultz (Former Wild player) wanted to help his old team by taking out Emery.
Yeah I'll take Carter for Voracek every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
But, no Mikko. Fuck that. Koivu is one tough motherfucker, so it must be bad.
Oh, I get it now. Laughton, not Lawton. I should probably stop giggling when I hear that name.
Ryan Carter looks kinda molestery with that 'stache.
I say again that Kuemper looks sexy tonight.
Wait, there's that long goal horn again.
The Wild have to get better at lock - oh snap look at Zucker go.
Alright lock this shit down.
Ok. Good win. I need to pee.
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